Hero’s New Task

Na-miss ko na ang aking best friend na nagtatrabaho ngayon sa JLA na si Em-em aka Metroman. Kaya naman nagalak ako nung nitong kamakailan ay nakatanggap akong muli ng e-mail mula sa kanya. As usual, reklamo na naman ang sulat niya sa akin.

My best friend Billycoy,

Hi there again! Sorry di kita na-email for a long time now. Kamusta there? I’m having migraines here kasi. Since walang task and the other JLA members are making hakot my jobs nalipat tuloy ako sa different department. They are so kainis na talaga, I can rip them off to atoms talaga. Grabe! Transfer me ba naman sa HR department coz’ JLA is recruiting for new superheroes. Like hello?! Kahit ako lang and without the JLA team I can save the world kaya.

So there nga, napunta na ako sa aking new designation. Syempre being in HR, I need to make turo the superheroes wannabes and newbies. We went to a room to orient these wannabes na nga. My gawd!? They are so maingay, I can feel my eardrums shatter into molecules na nga. These newbies have super ingay and daldal powers siguro. Like they are in palengke, duh!? They were shouting “Hey! Are you a housemaid as well?” Duh!? I can’t believe we are making maids to superheroes now. Suggest ko nga sa management na we make na lang a reality TV show JLA’s Next SuperChimi-u-u.

And the stench was so hell. Their pabangos ba naman ay Axe and imitations of famous brands. You know naman may super smelling powers di ba? I can distinguish kaya the fakes from the origs. Kaya there, their stench make sapaw my original High Energy by Dior. Even with my uber powers, di ko kaya ang amoy, I almost suffocate na nga eh. Buti na lang tinapos ko kagad ang orientation or else baka nag-disappear ang lungs ko.

Tapos, kanina ba naman, may fat lady na make lapit to me. She was asking for help kasi nakaka-receive daw siya ng death threats and hate mails. Pero she made puri my pabango and she’s wearing Jo Malone for her perfume daw. I told her na lang “And so if you’re wearing Jo Malone?! You look like Sly Stallone naman!” Then, she make gulong away from my office. The beeyotch!

Kakainis talaga di ba? Hay naku, let’s forget it na nga lang. Bad trip lang ako lalo.

Anyway, ikamusta mo na lang ako kay Mang Tibur. I heard approve na ang visa niya dito sa US. Sana we’ll meet here.

Til’ next e-mail na lang ulit best friend.

Ciao.

Your best friend,
MM

Grabe naman. Kawawa naman best friend ko, inaapi talaga ng JLA. Pero sure naman akong kakayanin niya ang lahat ng kinakaharap niya ngayon. Wish him luck.

Other Em-em stories:
One Strange Family
When Heroes Battle
Hero of the Metro