Love Now Comes in a Pill

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Love in a pill


Presentation:
Billycoy Tablets 25mg or 50mg. Billycoy Quickie capsules 25mg or 50mg.

Indications: Short-term treatment for lovelessness, low self-esteem, virginity and libido. It also cures loss of appetite with sex and longing for Billycoy Dacuycuy.

Dosage: Adults: Female: Maximum of 100mg per day. Male: Maximum of 50 mg per day.


Contraindications: Being a virgin since birth and high levels of libido.

Precautions/Warnings: Symptoms/History of cardiovascular and respiratory problems. Central nervous disturbances include loss of concentration with current activity and may be diverted with daydreaming, lucid imagination and hyperactivity of wet dreams. Prolonged treatment with horniness, sexual addiction and more than often erection/wetting may be necessary.

Adverse reactions: Occasional: Uncontrollable masturbation, raping of mirror, self-love, narcissism, multiple orgasms and watching of porn often. Rare: Loss of interest with a sexual partner, swelling of palms or fingers because of friction, stained floors or clothings because of lovejuices and drug dependency when horny. Isolated cases: Lovejuice drought, massive wetting or emissions, aggravated psychological symptoms of a sex maniac.

Note: Please review product information before prescribing.

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Heto ang handog ko para sa mga kapareho kong mga Untouched Since Birth (USB), loveless, virgin at mga brokenhearted ngayong araw ng mga puso. Kaya pumunta sa malapit na hardware at bilhin ang gamot na ito. NOW NA!

5 Replies to “Love Now Comes in a Pill”

  1. San ba nakakabili nito? Sa Mercury meron? Hehehe! = P

  2. pumunta ako sa hardware.. out of stock na raw,..

    tsk tsk

  3. Micaela says:

    Wala ka bang libreng samples dyan? Padalhan mo naman ako fren 😀

  4. aaronjames says:

    bakit ang bilis naubos ng gamot mo? nagtataka tuloy yung pharmacist na binibilan ko sa drugstore. bakit daw ang dami naghahanap. lol

  5. P0ytee says:

    OMG Billycoy, naeskandalo ako sa post mo! Haha! Sana nga may drug na ganito.. para makapang-rape ng minor. Joke.

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  1. Oo. Nakasurvive naman ako. Pero bitter lang ako kasi sila may one month supply ng chocolates. Ok lang walang jowa…

  2. Mabuhay ang mga single! Nagsurvive ka nga ba sa araw na pinaka-expected na magbitter bitteran tayong mga may lahi ng…


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